Here goes...

So, this is my first entry. This was a bit strange because I entered my email address and it said there was already a blog, I guess some guy must have used my email address. There were loads of pictures of him with fish. He must have used what he thought was a 'made up' e-mail address. Anyway I have reclaimed my blog. It was a boring blog, I'm going to try and make mine the total opposite, no pictures of me with fish at all, ever.

Basically I'm going to be using this blog to vent, tell stories and tell of the adventures I get in. Slow days will bring links to funny stuff. Like today for examplehttp://www.sloganmaker.com/
It's a lot of fun if you just type "penis" in the box and hit the button. Examples so far include "penis, too good to forget", "Why be irritated? it's penis" and the best of all "Let your penis flow". Despite being a grown up there is still something funny about making stuff swear.

This site, I am sure, will get very boring very quickly so I'm going to have as much fun as I can right now. I might even use the word "twat" or "arse".